paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

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flexery:

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yugiohslav:

country roads, take me home
to the place i belong

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thethingsifindfunny:

snatchedweaves:

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard

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versacethotty:

hundondestiny:

youngpunpun:

arrozconlechedecoco:

blackgirlsreverything:

Chile

I DID NOT KNOW THIS. CAN SOME VERIFY THIS.

This one seems untrue i cant find shit about this.

Justin, born in 1993.

Misa, born in 1977.

1993-1977 = 16

Diddy, born 1969.

1993 - 1969 = 24

Basic ass math.

@chavprincess

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